Usually, you are a well adjusted, balanced, capable woman  

But every now and again your hormones take control of both your body and mind 

(and everyone has to run and hide)

Maybe your PMS Psycho-Woman for one or two weeks each month

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You're screaming at the kids, crying over tv adverts about puppies, picking fights with your partner and are convinced your friends are purposefully ignoring you.

All whilst a giant pimple breaks out on your chin.  And you inhale a packet of chocolate biscuits.  Or three.

Or are you heading towards

Menopausal Madness?

You're suffering from hot flushes, insomnia, a low libido and mood swings, plus dealing with irregular periods and weight gain that you just can't shift. 

One minute you're a perfectly sane individual, and the next you're having a colossal sweaty tantrum because someone put the toilet paper the wrong way on the holder (totally understandable by the way).

All whilst you feel exhausted, have lost your spark and wonder if you'll ever be able to lose that muffin top that seems to have taken up permanent residence.